Last night’s episode was a massacre and the biggest wolf of the pack was Peter but before we get into that lets recap where they left off.
In continuation of the week before debacle of the Bailey “Brawl” Bowl, where the Oscar winning performance went to the new found friends of Kenya & Marlo, Kenya had a girl pow-wow at Marlo’s to show off her fancy townhome digs and Kenya’s “Rentley” (as Phaedra calls it). A little birdie told me that Nene isn’t paranoid and that the producers are trying to get people to take fire at her, although I’m sure it’s just for ratings and not removal but nonetheless Nene could use fewer layers of arrogance and an extra scoop of humbleness but hey that’s just my opinion. Anyhow, I was all for this shade session until I realize they didn’t “bring it.” Ladies if you gone take down a giant you’re going to have to stop tip toeing around and learn to “say it with your chest” or otherwise you’re looking a little yellow.
Phaedra, however isn’t holding back this episode, or this season. I’m not sure where all this back bone is coming from but the girl is showing more true colors in these sit down confessions. She managed to call Porsha stupid and give Kenya a new name that honestly is quite catchy Kenya Moore Whore. *giggles*
Just when we thought Kordell was an obsolete non-factor that we’ve all forgotten about, here comes Peter making house visits and raising drama from the dead. I can say that this little house visit has brought Kordell some redemption considering his now ex-wife Porsha has thrown more dirt on him than an indoor Monster truck Jam but hey anything to make her look good. You best believe that sneaky Pete used this information later and he wasted no time in doing so.
Fast forward to the Mexico trip, fresh off the plane, one limo ride later and here comes Peter stirring the pot before they can even wash off the stench of the plane. One thing I love about this show is how you can be confronted anytime about your personal life in front of everyone just in case others would like to take a stab at you too. What makes matters worse is Porsha is on this trip solo because not only is she man-less but apparently she’s friendless too. We’ll get back to Porsha and a few but for now…..
Kenya when are you gone reveal this African millionaire man of yours?! Oh I guess after you find him. Kenya’s antics are truly getting old like those eggs of hers. In what world is it okay to put up photos of yourself in couples rooms but I digress. As much as Kenya likes to think she is killing Nene with kindness, it really just looks like she’s kissing her ass. Maybe it’s just me….*shrugs* After everyone got settled in their rooms they got together for dinner. Ms. Kenya Moore Whore decided to do assigned seating in a very nontraditional way. She separated all the couples and this made things interesting indeed. One thing I can say about this season is the men have sharper claws than the women. Who knew when everyone sat down for dinner that the main course would be Porsha. Porsha, honey, you ain’t built for this life. I advise you find something or someone else because you are clearly a sheep amongst wolves.
Either way I can’t wait for next week’s episode when we get to see Kenya Moore Whore in her truest element because Phaedra so idiotly brought her foolish husband Apollo along. Bad for her but good for us. Let the triflingness begin. *Insert evil laugh here!*